Mascot Wars!

Jun 29, 2010 by PoolDawg Staff
Category: Frank T. Dawg

It was bound to happen eventually.  While I was motoring around Samsara town with my buddy Samm Diep (she had some business to take care of at Samsara HQ), we came across one of those Travelocity roaming gnome guys. At first everything was fine.  We hung out, we traded war stories about being an inanimate mascot and all that.  But then, he must've confused me for a horse, because he jumped on my back looking for a ride. Well, I'm nobody's horse, so I didn't take too kindly to such behavior.  I politely asked him to get off, but gnomes can apparently be pretty stubborn.  I don't like to get rough, but I had no choice.  I had to put him down. Needless to say, it didn't take long him to tap out.  Before it got too out of hand though, my pal Vegas stepped in and talked us both down. Once everything was under control, we hooked up with one of the "Eat More Chikin" cows from Chick-Fil-A and chowed down on some delicious chicken sandwiches.